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Gul the Nekomata's Story - SHORT FANFIC STORY

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*Harmony the Carbuncle, now furrified while wearing nothing else but a collar, long gloves, and thigh-high boots, awaits to meet up with a good friend of hers, while her pets plan to come along.*

Hifumi: "Let me guess; you're going to see a friend?"

*Harmony nods.*

Hifumi: "I see...well, just try to stay safe!" *goes to run errands*

*Harmony suddenly notices her best friend appear.*

*Image ref of Gul the Nekomata, the best friend since Harmony was 6 years old, here: https://ibb.co/m6kkTVf *

Gul: *singing uncontrollably while speaking* "Hey, Harmony; how goes it, girl? Why don't we head to the mall?" *notices while still singing uncontrollably* "Oh no; my blood sugar is low again!"

Harmony: *speaks with sign language while noticing that she and Gul are wearing the same thing; basically explaining that they'll head to it's food court to eat*

*Gul the Nekomata nods!*

*Minutes later...as they finished lunch...*

Gul: *speaking normally* "Thanks again, Harmony; who knew the said sloppy joes here at this food court could have been so amazing? Even with different kinds of it, there?"

*Harmony agrees and nods!*

*A random human karen appears, within GoAnimate style!*

GoAnimate style karen: "Excuse me; this is a shopping mall...not a strip club or nudist colony!"

Gul: "Oh, please; there's no rule against barbie doll nudity in public; this is a free nation, after all. Also? You might need to have your eyes checked."

GoAnimate style karen: "No; my eyes are perfectly fine! You two are just hairballs with no sense of modesty!"

*People nearby hear and gasp over a racial slur used against anthropomorphic people!*

*Harmony facepalms.*

Gul: "Racism? That is SO kindergarden...what are you, a random simp with no sense of education?"

GoAnimate style karen: "Please; at least I graduated high school!"

Gul: "Yeah...sounds like a high school with poorly trained & lazy staff, as well as a very low budget!"

*Folks nearby laugh!*

GoAnimate style karen: *looks shocked* "Did you just call me stupid?!?"

Gul: "I BASICALLY did...if you don't want to be called that, DON'T be a racist!"

GoAnimate style karen: *tries to play the victim* "Help! Help! This girl harassed me, and might try to murder me!"

Gul: "I didn't even TOUCH you, simp!"

*Harmony's service pets appear and destroy the clothes of the GoAnimate style karen; leaving nothing but censor bars, due to cartoon logic! With people nearby laughing while noticing the said censor bars!*

GoAnimate style karen: *embarassed* "This is humiliating! Help! Help! Those filthy animal pests stripped me of my clothes!"

Gul: "I'm not the one who asked for it!"

Security guard: "Don't think that's ANYONE'S problem besides your own, karen...but since you were caught harassing others with a racial slur? It's about time you leave and stay away for an ENTIRE month, or we'll be forced to call the police!"

GoAnimate style karen: "This isn't fair!"

Security guard: "YOU are the one being unfair, you soulless piece of animation! Now we got a free muumuu for you to wear and cover yourself with, while you leave!"

GoAnimate style karen: "This is unnacceptable; I demand to speak to the manager!"

*Some chaos chao, who ARE the managers, decline her request and ban her from the mall for AN ENTIRE YEAR!*

GoAnimate style karen: *suddenly looks angry* "This is unnacceptable! That does it; I'll give a 0 star review on this shopping mall & amusement park, for bad service!"

Gul: "Good luck with that; people will just laugh at your ridiculous comments, because you are just a random karen and internet troll!"

*Folks laugh as the karen is escorted out of Jade Park! With Harmony's own pets smiling out of amusement of the situation!*

*About an hour later, after shopping right after lunch...Harmony & Gul get into their zoids to compete in a local mech battle tournament!*

Hifumi: *notices* "Harmony's best friend is a fellow zoid pilot; THAT is interesting!"

Homestar Runner: "I know, right?!? She's also quite talented when it comes to her side job, as an independent singer for technorock albums sold at cheap but reasonable prices!" *shows that he has his phone for playing covers of songs made by Gul*

Hifumi: "Ooh, nice!"

Homestar Runner: "I know Gul has a form of musical voice syndrome where the effects of it appear strictly when her blood sugar is low, but she's really talented! In fact, she once collaborated with Cool Tapes to come up with some technopunk covers of various old songs from the 80's and 90's!"

Hifumi: "Where can I get a copy?"

Homestar Runner: "They do have them at the local record store; she's selling quite well!"

Hifumi: "I'll definitely have to pick up one of her albums tonight, and share it with my love, Ronin!"

Homestar Runner: "Great idea!"

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen...we give you our guest star musical appearance, before the tournament begins...behold; the mostly forgotten rock band, PICKLEBACK!"

*The said band arrives on stage as an opening act; perfoming their song, "Pickle Jar": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZhAfJ5ypmY *

*A bunch of telitubbies, who tried to terrorize the stage, run away HORRIFIED of this music group!*

*Annoying Orange laughs over them being HORRIFIED of them!*

AO Pear: "You know what? At least they're better at music than Bebe Rexha, of whom haS NO sense of creativity or soul in her music!"

Annoying Orange: "I know, right?!? I will admit that there are worse music artists!"

*FIN*